Thank God It’s Cryday: Crykus
Because I enjoy fundamentally misunderstanding the point of traditional Japanese short-form poetry.
So – some haikus based on the Crysis games, then some other first-person shooters.
With this Nanosuit
Fighting Koreans is fun!
Aw crap aliens
I kind of feel that
Wearing a diseased stranger’s
Nanosuit is gross
Far Cry 2
Look! A full checkpoint!
“Didn’t we just leave this par–“
YOU SHOT MY FACE OFF
Duke Nukem Forever
After fourteen years
It’s a case of “Hail to the
‘king goddamned awful.”
Call of Duty/Homefront/Medal of Honour/Everything Else?
BANG BANG SHOOTY BANG
Wait – why can’t I hop this fence?
I’m just in the way.
And now, naturally, we’ll end with a naughty limerick about Half-Life.
There once was a hero named Freeman
Who sometimes did work for the G-Man
It was all such a hoot
That his HEV Suit
Was soon full of scientist sem(SNIP – Ed)